um. i am a siamese triplet. i was born with webbed fingers and toes to a world-famous opera singer and a womble (but keep it quiet). i can play Fur Elise on the piano with just my big toes and recite the capital city of every country in the world, backwards, inside out and standing on my head.
I'm afraid everything after 'um' is a fanciful fabrication.
but I am a triplet.